 Sex In The Jungle |
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| Sex In The Jungle |
 Oct 1 2008, 10:28 PM
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 Golden Monkey  Group: Forum Moderators Posts: 757 Joined: 1-November 07 From: des moines, iowa Member No.: 99 Country : 
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SEX IN THE JUNGLE
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?" "Tarzan check for bees!" --------------------  click logo |
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Oct 2 2008, 06:10 AM
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 Golden Monkey  Group: Members Posts: 922 Joined: 5-August 08 From: Liloan, Cebu Member No.: 854 Country : 
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Buzzz!Bwahahaha! :-D
--------------------  IT LIKE A COP!!! :-D |
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Oct 5 2008, 07:45 PM
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 Luo Han  Group: Senior Member Posts: 2,191 Joined: 25-October 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 33 Country : 
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LMAO
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Oct 6 2008, 01:29 PM
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 Golden Monkey Group: Senior Members Posts: 751 Joined: 28-October 07 From: Seatlle,WA Member No.: 80 Country :
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hahahhaahah
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