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Oct 1 2008, 10:21 PM
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![]() Golden Monkey ![]() Group: Forum Moderators Posts: 757 Joined: 1-November 07 From: des moines, iowa Member No.: 99 Country :
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CODE WORD FOR SEX
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand." -------------------- |
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Oct 1 2008, 11:18 PM
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![]() Luo Han ![]() Group: Forum Moderators Posts: 2,003 Joined: 24-March 08 From: Toronto On Member No.: 410 Country :
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Hahahahaha That's a good one!
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Oct 1 2008, 11:23 PM
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![]() Hua Luo Han ![]() Group: Root Admin Posts: 2,860 Joined: 28-October 07 From: Escondido, Ca Member No.: 77 Country :
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ours is " go eat dog shit"
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Oct 2 2008, 12:42 AM
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Blood Parrot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 129 Joined: 1-September 08 Member No.: 949 Country :
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lol....this is a good one..
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Oct 2 2008, 06:09 AM
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![]() Golden Monkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 922 Joined: 5-August 08 From: Liloan, Cebu Member No.: 854 Country :
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Hahaha! Nice one bro leng... :-)
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