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> Wat Did U Do?, I jumped a bum because that bitch stole my taco
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post Jun 23 2008, 09:30 PM
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Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I banged
2 (Feb) -I smoked with
3 (Mar) -I needed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I stabbed
6 (June)- I shot
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I robbed
9 (Sept) -I jumped
10 (Oct) - I ran naked with
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (​​numbe​r)​​ you were born on

01 - a hobo
02 - a homeless guy
03 -the trojan man
04 - A mop
05 - my lover
06 - my boyfriend
07 - A Stripper
08 - a tooth brush
09 -a pornstar
10 - a rock star
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 -barney the dinosaur
17 - a hot-dog
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 -Paris Hilton
21 - the kool-aid man
22 - my exgirlfriend/boyfriend
23 - a bum
24 - a lesbian
25 - a french fry
26 - a tree
27 - a hottie
28 - a bag of weed
29 -
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman
32 - Anthony Ngo
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown-because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because that douchbag stole my tic tacs
Other - because I have double Ds
Green -because I still love him
Orange - because I'm sexy like that
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because im the sexiest bitch
Tye dye- because Im a F@#^ing scuba diver
None- because i have a killer six pack


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Flowerhorns.org
post Jun 23 2008, 10:25 PM
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I killed a lesbian cause she stole my taco? 4_12_12[1].gif 23_29_19[1].gif holly_olly.gif kungfu.gif


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post Jun 23 2008, 10:38 PM
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I killed a tree because I still love him .... ok


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luvtocatchem
post Jun 23 2008, 10:42 PM
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i stabbed the kool-aid man because I love marijuana
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post Jun 24 2008, 08:00 AM
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I robbed (nothing for the 29th) because that bitch stole my taco!!!!!
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christina
post Jun 24 2008, 08:56 AM
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Lmao... I ran shirtless with a condom because i am good in bed.... belly_laugh.gif


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post Jun 24 2008, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE (christina @ Jun 24 2008, 05:56 AM) *
Lmao... I ran shirtless with a condom because i am good in bed.... belly_laugh.gif
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post Jun 24 2008, 06:06 PM
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I banged a hot dog cause the douche bag stole my tic tacs!
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post Jun 25 2008, 07:28 PM
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me - I ran naked with my lover because i still love him (thats gross...)

my mom - I smoked with a bum because i love Marijuana.

my dad - i killed a hot dog because that bitch stole my taco.
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post Jun 25 2008, 11:55 PM
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lmao


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post Jun 26 2008, 05:36 AM
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I banged a glass of milk because I'm the sexiest bitch
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post Jun 30 2008, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE (Etek @ Jun 26 2008, 11:36 AM) *
I banged a glass of milk because I'm the sexiest bitch


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post Jul 1 2008, 10:37 AM
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I slapped a whore because i got a killer six pack 4_12_12[1].gif
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post Jul 1 2008, 10:26 PM
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i slapped a mop becuase im the sexiest bitch!
hell yea im sexy...


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