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Jun 23 2008, 09:30 PM
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![]() Golden Monkey ![]() Group: Forum Moderators Posts: 757 Joined: 1-November 07 From: des moines, iowa Member No.: 99 Country :
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Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I banged 2 (Feb) -I smoked with 3 (Mar) -I needed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I stabbed 6 (June)- I shot 7 (July) - I ran shirtless with 8 (Aug) - I robbed 9 (Sept) -I jumped 10 (Oct) - I ran naked with 11 (Nov) -I slapped 12 (Dec) - I cuddled with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - a hobo 02 - a homeless guy 03 -the trojan man 04 - A mop 05 - my lover 06 - my boyfriend 07 - A Stripper 08 - a tooth brush 09 -a pornstar 10 - a rock star 11 - a glass of milk 12 - a teletubby 13 - the cookie monster 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 -barney the dinosaur 17 - a hot-dog 18 - a whore 19 - a condom 20 -Paris Hilton 21 - the kool-aid man 22 - my exgirlfriend/boyfriend 23 - a bum 24 - a lesbian 25 - a french fry 26 - a tree 27 - a hottie 28 - a bag of weed 29 - 30 - a bowl of cereal 31 - jezzy the snowman 32 - Anthony Ngo Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because that bitch stole my taco Black - because I love marijuana Pink - because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Brown-because i like to snort cocaine Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Grey - because that douchbag stole my tic tacs Other - because I have double Ds Green -because I still love him Orange - because I'm sexy like that Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Blue - because im the sexiest bitch Tye dye- because Im a F@#^ing scuba diver None- because i have a killer six pack -------------------- |
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Jun 23 2008, 10:25 PM
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Jin Kang ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 274 Joined: 24-October 07 Member No.: 13 Country :
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I killed a lesbian cause she stole my taco?
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Jun 23 2008, 10:38 PM
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![]() Hua Luo Han ![]() Group: Root Admin Posts: 2,860 Joined: 28-October 07 From: Escondido, Ca Member No.: 77 Country :
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I killed a tree because I still love him .... ok
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Jun 23 2008, 10:42 PM
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![]() King Kamfa ![]() Group: Forum Moderators Posts: 1,375 Joined: 30-December 07 From: northern ca.(esparto) Member No.: 180 Country :
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i stabbed the kool-aid man because I love marijuana
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Jun 24 2008, 08:00 AM
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Blood Parrot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 16-May 08 Member No.: 614 Country :
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I robbed (nothing for the 29th) because that bitch stole my taco!!!!!
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Jun 24 2008, 08:56 AM
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![]() Luo Han ![]() Group: Forum Moderators Posts: 2,003 Joined: 24-March 08 From: Toronto On Member No.: 410 Country :
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Lmao... I ran shirtless with a condom because i am good in bed....
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Jun 24 2008, 05:31 PM
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![]() King Kamfa ![]() Group: Forum Moderators Posts: 1,375 Joined: 30-December 07 From: northern ca.(esparto) Member No.: 180 Country :
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Jun 24 2008, 06:06 PM
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![]() Kamalau ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 627 Joined: 25-October 07 From: A TOWN Member No.: 26 Country :
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I banged a hot dog cause the douche bag stole my tic tacs!
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Jun 25 2008, 07:28 PM
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Luo Han ![]() Group: Senior Member Posts: 2,191 Joined: 25-October 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 33 Country :
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me - I ran naked with my lover because i still love him (thats gross...)
my mom - I smoked with a bum because i love Marijuana. my dad - i killed a hot dog because that bitch stole my taco. |
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Jun 25 2008, 11:55 PM
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![]() Kamalau ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 652 Joined: 30-May 08 From: 91770 Member No.: 654 Country :
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lmao
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Jun 26 2008, 05:36 AM
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Blood Parrot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 86 Joined: 11-April 08 From: Boston Member No.: 492 Country :
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I banged a glass of milk because I'm the sexiest bitch
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Jun 30 2008, 09:59 PM
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Luo Han ![]() Group: Senior Member Posts: 2,191 Joined: 25-October 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 33 Country :
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Jul 1 2008, 10:37 AM
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![]() Kamfa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 358 Joined: 25-October 07 Member No.: 27 Country :
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I slapped a whore because i got a killer six pack
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Jul 1 2008, 10:26 PM
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![]() Kamfa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 465 Joined: 25-October 07 From: socal Member No.: 42 Country :
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i slapped a mop becuase im the sexiest bitch!
hell yea im sexy... -------------------- ![]() |
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