IPB

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )


Collapse

>Chingmix Photo Contests


ChingMix Photo Contests
[SP100 Contest] [Staple Contest]

 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> Computer Problems
Tien
post Nov 14 2007, 08:58 PM
Post #1


Kamalau
Group Icon

Group: Staff
Posts: 615
Joined: 24-October 07
From: Garden Grove, California
Member No.: 5
Country :


Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software called Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support


--------------------
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Pantherlax
post Nov 14 2007, 09:01 PM
Post #2


Luo Han
Group Icon

Group: Administrators
Posts: 2,060
Joined: 25-October 07
From: New Hampshire
Member No.: 19
Country :


ROFL, Hysterical!


--------------------
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Tasha
post Nov 14 2007, 09:16 PM
Post #3


Golden Monkey
*********

Group: Members
Posts: 819
Joined: 26-October 07
From: chesaning Michigan
Member No.: 55
Country :


belly_laugh.gif


--------------------

Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Pzycho_Skillz
post Nov 14 2007, 09:30 PM
Post #4


Jin Kang
******

Group: Members
Posts: 288
Joined: 29-October 07
From: Stafford, VA
Member No.: 86



ROFL!


--------------------
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
supamanz23
post Nov 15 2007, 12:18 AM
Post #5


LengSupaKamfa
Group Icon

Group: Senior Staff
Posts: 878
Joined: 1-November 07
From: iowa aka heaven
Member No.: 99
Country :


hahahaha... belly_laugh.gif


--------------------
*there's no hope without dope*

click logo
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
HighFive
post Nov 15 2007, 12:30 AM
Post #6


Juve
***

Group: Members
Posts: 61
Joined: 27-October 07
From: Surprise, Arizona, U.S.A.
Member No.: 72



You had me laughing so hard I had to show the wife and now she is laughing. belly_laugh.gif :happy:
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
rbk
post Nov 15 2007, 01:51 AM
Post #7


Blood Parrot
Group Icon

Group: Dynamic Team
Posts: 86
Joined: 24-October 07
Member No.: 3



that is a good one Tien. :D
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post

Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 

chingmix



Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com
RSS Lo-Fi Version


Time is now: 9th January 2009 - 04:27 PM