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> Never Assume With Men, hehe... one-track mind
Tr1gg3r
post Nov 20 2008, 03:00 PM
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> Never Assume
>
> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for
> months. Nurses were in
> her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was
> washing her private area
> and noticed that there was a slight response on the
> monitor whenever she
> touched her there. They tried it again and sure
> enough, there was
> definite movement.
> They went to her husband and explained what
> happened, telling him,
> 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
> 'oral sex' will do the
> trick and bring her out of the coma.'
>
> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that
> they would close
> the curtains for privacy.
> The husband finally agreed and went into his
> wife's room. After a few
> minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
> pulse, no heart rate . The
> nurses run back into the room. 'What
> happened!?' they cried.
>
> The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she
> choked.'
>
> NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.


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christina
post Nov 20 2008, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE (Tr1gg3r @ Nov 20 2008, 03:00 PM) *
> Never Assume
>
> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for
> months. Nurses were in
> her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was
> washing her private area
> and noticed that there was a slight response on the
> monitor whenever she
> touched her there. They tried it again and sure
> enough, there was
> definite movement.
> They went to her husband and explained what
> happened, telling him,
> 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
> 'oral sex' will do the
> trick and bring her out of the coma.'
>
> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that
> they would close
> the curtains for privacy.
> The husband finally agreed and went into his
> wife's room. After a few
> minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
> pulse, no heart rate . The
> nurses run back into the room. 'What
> happened!?' they cried.
>
> The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she
> choked.'
>
> NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.


oh gosh...lol that's horrible.


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chrscap
post Nov 20 2008, 03:41 PM
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LOL haha thanks for sharing


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choyadgreat
post Nov 20 2008, 10:41 PM
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OMG! that's just SO wrong... LOL! :-D


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