Servicemen (and Women) Friendly Debate

here you go, now i've started another thread... about the same damn thing!!!
thank you to our brave men and women who server our country.

how do i know our all-knowing, wise moderator will say something??? bet you my right arm.

DAMN!!!!!

Never Assume With Men

> Never Assume
>
> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for
> months. Nurses were in
> her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was
> washing her private area
> and noticed that there was a slight response on the
> monitor whenever she
> touched her there. They tried it again and sure
> enough, there was
> definite movement.
> They went to her husband and explained what
> happened, telling him,
> 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
> 'oral sex' will do the
> trick and bring her out of the coma.'
>
> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that
> they would close
> the curtains for privacy.
> The husband finally agreed and went into his
> wife's room. After a few
> minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
> pulse, no heart rate . The
> nurses run back into the room. 'What
> happened!?' they cried.
>
> The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she
> choked.'
>
> NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

To Our Servicemen And Veterans

my wife and i are civilians but we like to remember the service provided by our countrymen and veterans. we salute all those who have given the ultimate sacrifice.
here are some fun pix.

Men Strike Back!

have a good weekend!


Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up
a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine will probably never be able to support you.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men?
until they can walk down the street with a bald
head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !

Awww...

no fishies, but just as nice.