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Only in my dreams...

Mood Muzak

I like listening to these songs with a glass of wine at the end of the day. They go well with a massage too.
Thanks to Christina for helping me with this post.

Post some of your favorite mellow tunes. I want to see how many I recognize.
Have a safe and happy holiday season everyone!

Who Is Your Role Model?

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???
Try it without looking at answers. No peeking otherwise you’ll ruin it!!!!

1) Pick your Favorite number between 1- 9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....

5) Add the digits together

Now scroll down...........................










Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein


2. Nelson Mandela


3. Brittany Spears


4. Tom Cruise


5. Bill Gates


6. Gandhi





7. Brad Pitt


8. Hitler


9. Knuckl3s





10. Barack Obama



I know....I just have that effect on people....one day you too can
be like me.......... :-) Believe it!


PS…..Stop picking different numbers.
I am your idol, just deal with it!!!!

LOL

Weeweechu

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, 'Hey, mamacita, let's do
Weeweechu.'

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the
perfect time,' Pedro begged.

'But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.' replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.'

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, 'OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu.'

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

'Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.'

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Sick Leave

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WOK TODAY!'

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say
and I feel Great. I be at wok soon.........You got nice house'*